***Disclaimer: This was submitted by the newest IPR-X writer Marlon Areola. He is openly homosexual.***
There’s been a nasty rumor going around that I traveled to Iraq and joined ISIS to marry a man. This rumor is FALSE.
Although I did travel to Iraq a while back, I did not come into contact with any members of ISIS. I met with soldiers and ambassadors who are doing their best to keep us safe. I am strongly opposed to ISIS. We need to take a stronger stance against both ISIS and the Assad regime in Syria. I advocate full military intervention to end the genocide.
I believe the rumor about me traces back to a story on the Saturnalian about gay marriages occurring among ISIS terrorists. I guess someone who heard about me going to Iraq thought it would be funny to say I married an ISIS terrorist over there since I’m gay. Real funny guys. NOT!