It Takes One to Know One

It has become apparent that the IPR contributor known as “Tony From Long Island” is actually a troll, possibly of the government-paid variety, according to IPR’s resident conspiracy theorist Andy Jacobs.  Tony, who claims to have voted for Gary Johnson but constantly heaps praise on Crooked Hillary Clinton, often brags that he spent a large amount of time in prison.  What for?  He has not revealed, though he recently gloated about violently attacking an eighth grade child he accused of bullying.  As Jacobs must be fully aware, the prison system is a great place for the government to recruit infiltrators who can then become internet trolls.  Jacobs himself has been accused of being a government troll for constantly accusing others of being government trolls but this should not discount the validity of his accusation.  Tony, who claims to only post at IPR while at work (which has been suggested as being a government troll center), spends most of his time on IPR commenting about how much he hates Jacobs, but no one else.  In pretty much all of his comments where he is not expressing his hatred for Jacobs, he regurgitates Democrat talking points and attacks President Elect Donald Trump as if he is parodying the misinformed losers throwing a hissy over Trump’s election.  Lately on IPR he’s been palling around with the Cyberpig, an associate of Jacobs and someone who’s been trolling IPR and other sites for years.  Perhaps Tony and Jacobs are both government paid trolls, using their supposed hatred of each other as a smokescreen while they both unleash their trollery.  They may even be gay lovers, who met each other at prison and now work at the same government troll center.  Whatever it is, both are accusing the other of being a troll, and as they say, “It takes one to know one.”

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