November 25 Impromptu Concert -“Egyptian God”

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Things were boring at the other place so Lazarus Mudd put on an impromptu concert for the poor, neglected readers of IPR.  Five songs were performed including one new original written just that day for the occasion.  Of course, Cyberpig removed the concert from the page a few hours after it posted, but it is saved below in all its glory.

I am Going to the Lordy 

I am going to the Lordy, I am so glad, 
I am going to the Lordy, I am so glad, 
I am going to the Lordy, 
Glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah!
I am going to the Lordy. 
I love the Lordy with all my soul,
Glory hallelujah! 
And that is the reason I am going to the Lord,
Glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah!
I am going to the Lord. 
I saved my party and my land, 
Glory hallelujah!
But they have murdered me for it, 
And that is the reason I am going to the Lordy, 
Glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah!
I am going to the Lordy!
I wonder what I will do when I get to the Lordy, 
I guess that I will weep no more
When I get to the Lordy!
Glory hallelujah!
I wonder what I will see when I get to the Lordy, 
I expect to see most glorious things, 
Beyond all earthly conception
When I am with the Lordy!
Glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah!
I am with the Lord.

Something seasonal:

Must Be Santa

Who’s got a beard that’s long and white?
Santa’s got a beard that’s long and white
Who comes around on a special night?
Santa comes around on a special night
Special Night, beard that’s white
Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus
Who wears boots and a suit of red?
Santa wears boots and a suit of red
Who wears a long cap on his head?
Santa wears a long cap on his head
Cap on head, suit that’s red
Special night, beard that’s white
Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus
Who’s got a big red cherry nose?
Santa’s got a big red cherry nose
Who laughs this way: “HO HO HO”?
Santa laughs this way: “HO HO HO”
HO HO HO, cherry nose
Cap on head, suit that’s red
Special night, beard that’s white
Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus
Who very soon will come our way?
Santa very soon will come our way
Eight little reindeer pull his sleigh?
Santa’s little reindeer pull his sleigh
Reindeer sleigh, come our way
HO HO HO, cherry nose
Cap on head, suit that’s red
Special night, beard that’s white
Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton
Reindeer sleigh, come our way
HO HO HO, cherry nose
Cap on head, suit that’s red
Special night, beard that’s white
Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus
Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

This song is dedicated to Dwight Howard:

He Was a Friend of Mine

He was a friend of mine
He was a friend of mine
Every time I think about him now
Lord I just can’t keep from cryin’
‘Cause he was a friend of mine
He died on the road
He died on the road
He never had enough money
To pay his room or board
And he was a friend of mine
I stole away and cried
I stole away and cried
‘Cause I never had too much money
And I never been quite satisfied
And he was a friend of mine
He never done no wrong
He never done no wrong
A thousand miles from home
And he never harmed no one
And he was a friend of mine
He was a friend of mine
He was a friend of mine
Every time I hear his name
Lord I just can’t keep from cryin’
‘Cause he was a friend of mine.

This next song goes out to NewFed.  Wherever you are brother, I love ya:
Never Learn Not to Love

Cease to resist, come on say you love me
Give up your world, come on and be with me
I’m your kind, I’m your kind, and I seeCome on come on, ooo I love you pretty girl
My life is yours, and you can have my world
I’m your kind, I’m your kind, and I see

Never had a lesson I ever learned
I know I could never learn not to love you
Come in now closer
Come in closer closer closer ahhhh

Submission is a gift, give it to your lover
Love and understanding is for one another
I’m your kind, I’m your kind, and I see

Never had a lesson I ever learned
I know I could never learn not to love you
Come in now closer
Come in closer come in closer ahhhh

Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhhhhh
Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhhhhh

Now for an original composition:

Egyptian God

Horseshoes and Grenades
Almost only counts
So says the merchant of lemonade
Horseshoes and Grenades
Stick it all out
Show us the bosomful bounty
Horseshoes and Grenades
Make it come all about
Like a listless hermaphrodite
Horseshoes and Grenades
Almost never counts
Unless you the power to make it right
Ra and Osiris
Ptah and Isis
The Egyptian gods ascend
Spilling the seed of Sin
Making misery of men
This is how the world begins
And this is how it ends
Through Horseshoes and Grenades
Through competition we maim
Until only the Egyptian God remains

Thanks for listening.  I hope you enjoyed the impromptu concert.

1. I am Going to the Lordy
2. Must Be Santa
3. He Was a Friend of Mine
4. Never Learn Not to Love
5. Egyptian God

Cyberpig Fails Miserably in Attempt to Frame & Ban Andy

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Cyberpig Paulie Frankel failed in his attempt yesterday to frame and ban Andy Jacobs from IPR over the use of ALLCAPS.

Posting under Andy’s name, Cyberpig called Anastasia Beaverhausen a “massive CUNT,” which he believed would provide justification to ban Andy for using ALLCAPS.  He then pretended to give Andy one last chance:

Andy you have been specifically told not to use CAPS in that manner. If you do it again, I will have no choice but to ban you for life.

To this, Cyberpig as Andy responded “FUCK YOU CUCK MOULTON! FUKC YOU SEEBECK! FUCK YOU PAUL!” Thus Cyberpig decreed “Andy is hereby banned from IPR. Further comments from him will be removed.”

Andy rightfully denied he made the posts and argued:

the ban on all caps has not been enforced, as I have seen others do it here and nobody said anything about it. Banning speech for type size is irrational.

IPR owner Warren Redlich did not buy any of Cyberpig’s lies.  He did not enforce Andy’s ban, which then angered the Cyberpig, who then claimed someone was impersonating him and vented his frustration at the IPR administrators who fail to enforce his war on font sizes, complaining like the cuck he is:

All-caps are considered the equivalent of shouting on the internet and as such net etiquette is usually to ask people not to do it. It’s only when that request is ignored often enough and in large enough doses that rules get issued. I’m sad to hear that no one has been enforcing IPR’s policy about all caps in my absence.

It’s a real shame and very low class that the Cyberpig attempted to use an obituary post to frame and ban Andy.  The article was about the untimely death of Libertarian great Steve Gordon.  Steve was a good man. Originally he was going to help organize all the Bob Barr and Newt Gingrich supporters from Georgia to storm the 2016 convention in Orlando and nominate Nathan Norman for president. Unfortunately this did not materialize, but in hindsight, I’m glad it didn’t. The Libertarian Party in its current state is a joke.

Rest in peace Steve.  I hope you can forgive the Cyberpig’s bad behavior.

Angry Andy Destroys Cyberpig & Cuck Moulton in Epic Rant

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Andy Jacobs is tired of the liberal bullshit on IPR (and in the Libertarian Party).  Leftist cucks have made the site unreadable and as a result it has become a barren wasteland of nothingness (with the exception of Andy’s excellent comments).

Andy was in rare form today when he went after the Cyberpig for being an ungrateful asshole and accused Cuck Moulton of masturbating on petitions he had gathered.  Andy destroyed both of these liberal cucks for attempting to ban him from the site just for holding actual libertarian positions.    Check this out:

You see the true colors of the so called “libertarian” phonies here. Somebody calls for my “physical removal” for daring to disagree with them on an issue. So much for free speech and open discourse. This is a sign of somebody who can’t handle having their ideas challenged.

And then Paul (Cyberpig), a person I have helped on numerous occasions, with financial loans, work opportunities, rides to hospitals, visits in jail, etc…, answers with a very weak, “I don’t know. You’d have to ask IPR editors..” Paul knows. He doesn’t give a shit because he does not like the fact that I am challenging his leftist agenda. So he does not care about all the times I loaned him money, went out of my way to give him rides, hooked him up with places to stay, hooked him up with work opportunities, etc… None of that matter as much as his leftist agenda. I rwally have to question whether Paul is even really interested in liberty, and the same goes with a few other people here.. The answer to the question should be a resounding no. I have done absolutely nothing wrong, and I intend to continue as is.

I am going to keep on challenging bad ideas, weak logic, and unprincipled stands. I do not believe in sacred cows. I despise intellectual cowards. I am going to challenge you in the arena of thought.

I have busted my ass for the Libertarian Party and the overall cause of liberty for many years, and at great personal sacrifice. I just recently turned down a chance to do petition work in Washington. A Michael Bloomberg backed petition came out there for $7 a signature, which is a high rate (there we’re other petitions as well). I could have made a lot of money getting signatures for a new gun control law, but I did not go, out of devotion to principle. Instead, I went to Virginia, and then Pennsylvania, to work LP for less money. I worked two festivals over the last several days where I got a lot of signatures, but not as many as I could have gotten because it rained for several hours one day. I also handed out a lot of LP flyers, all of which were paid for out of my pocket, and I gathered a few contacts from peolke i encountered who said they were interested (done for no extra pay). It got pretty hot on Sunday, which made it pretty incomfortable to stand outside that long. I have also gobe out of my way to get LP of PA to put in a better effort at getting their district office candidates on the ballot, something they have not done a very good job at for the last 10 years. It looks like this year, thanks in part to my pushing them to get a complete list of all of the district candidates earlier in tge process, they might finally be making some progress in that area.

I have gone to jail twice (on false charges, all of which ended up getting dropped), for this cause. I have turned down a lot of higher paying work for this cause. I have spent a considerable amount of my own money for this cause. I have probably handed out more Libertarian Party, and general libertarian, materials (flyers, pamphlets, VHS tapes, DVD’s, bumper stickers, etc…, to the public than anybody, and some of this has been done at my own expense.

I have probably donated more contacts of interested members of the public to the party than anyone (outside of maybe a high profile candidate, but a lot of them do not even bother to do that). I even donated some contacts I gathered while doing LP petition signatures in Virginia back when the ungrateful two-faced weasel Cuck Moulton was the State Chair (a candidate paid for the drive, but I donated the co. Cuck knows that I donated those contacts to him, because I handed to him in person at the LP of Pennsylvania State Convention in June of 2013. Cuck was friendly to my face at the time. A quick way to lose my respect us by being a two-faced backstabbing weasel. I Do not like fake people. I don’t like fake libertarians, and I do not like people who act friendly to your face, but then stab you in the back. People who behave in such manner are pieces of shit. It would not surprise me if the contacts I gathered in Virginia in 2013 from people who said that they wanted to be contacted by the LP ended up at the bottom of Cuck’s birdcage, or maybe he jacked off on them. One would think that people who are supposedly interested in growing the LP and winning elections and changing the course of politics in this country would be appreciative of efforts such as this, but not guys like Cuck. Cuck Moulton is an example of why the Libertarian Party is not more successful.

It is really rather disgusting to see the actions and attitudes of some of the people in the LP, and while I still think that the party has a good philosophy and consists mostly of well meaning people, there are So many people in tbe party who are disappointments as people that it is no wonder that the party is not more successful.

When Post-Libertarianism Becomes the New Libertarianism

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I noticed a while back Cyberpig Paulie Frankel expressed a desire to cede the “Libertarian” name to the Alt-Right.  He feels the strong Alt-Right presence in the Libertarian Party and its support of President Donald Trump has caused the term to be too closely associated with the Right.  Cyberpig now wants his views to be labeled as “Liberal.”  This makes perfect sense since “Liberal” fits best with the weird hybrid SJW/Anarchist views he espouses under his IPR persona.

This all got me thinking.  A few months ago, I declared Libertarianism dead.  I saw many previous libertarians like Stefan Molyneux, Richard Spencer, Chris Cantwell, and Augustus Invictus take the logical step after libertarianism to the Alt-Right.  But if many post-libertarians remain part of the Libertarian Party, doesn’t that mean they actually become the libertarians?

I am now rethinking my decision to leave the Libertarian Party.  If being Libertarian now means accepting reality, i.e. people have equal rights but not all races, cultures, religions or genders have equal value, then count me back in.  I am currently a member of the American Freedom Party and the Modern Whig Party, but these parties don’t seem to be going anywhere.  I am seriously considering rejoining the Libertarian Party and perhaps, once more, seeking its presidential nomination.  We’ll see how it goes.

 

Cyberpig Admits IPR is Dead

On IPR’s December 2017 Open Thread spammer-killer and vandalism victim Chuck Moulton asks

Is IPR officially dead?

To which the Cyberpig replies

At the moment it’s pretty dead. I’m hoping it doesn’t stay dead, but I’m not sure whether or when I am up for trying to revive it yet again if I don’t get much help in doing so.

In other words, IPR is dead, and despite the Cyberpig’s oinks, it ain’t no Lazarus.

In a futile attempt to recusitate his website, Cyberpig posted a lame January 2018 Open Thread. So far, the only people to comment are Cyberpig, his sockpuppet Gina (AKA V for Vagina) and Crapozzi.

It’s time to jump ship people.  IPR is dead, even its leader admits.  Come on over to IPR-X for the latest in third party and independent news.

Bow Down 2018

Contrary to fake news reports spread by The Cyberpig, IPR-X is not a failed experiment.  Actually, with this post, we lead IPR, one to nothing in 2018 posts.  We are the premier site for third party/independent news and views and will continue to be.  Nathan Norman is the leading Aryan voice on politics and will continue to be.

Hello 2018.  Bow down to your Aryan Princess.

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There’s more where that came from.