Pyramid Pile of Penis & Friends Live Blog the LP Convention at BAN

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Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 11:21 am said:
Wow Paige Sexton is hot.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 11:48 am said:
Kokesh’s wife is hot as well.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:20 pm said:
Hornberger can’t get his shit together and delays the whole convention.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:28 pm said:
Hornberger plays YouTube in background and talks to it before turning it off.

James Ogle on May 23, 2020 at 12:30 pm said:
These elections are no good. They used a one-party system at California State L.P. convention for introducing and debates so outsiders got snuffed out.

Then this nominating is also a one-party system. Two tokens per delegate.

My team is trying to bring the three-party system. But we got snuffed out by the L.P. party bosses using a one-party system.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:33 pm said:
The radical caucus gave you an F. They don’t think you’re sufficiently libertarian.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:46 pm said:
Hornberger begins crying and endorses possible Mossad agent Spike Cohen for VP.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:47 pm said:
Presentation for the Functional librarian Jim Gray is next!

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:49 pm said:
Gray puts up some child to speak. He can’t even speak correctly. Must have some speech disorder.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:52 pm said:
Guy who looks like Bill Nye the science guy speaks next followed by a woman from Texas. She looks decent in her thumbnail.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:53 pm said:
Gary Johnson speaks for Gray. Sounds like his usual goofy self.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:55 pm said:
Other than the child, Gray-Sharpe has done a pretty good job in presentation.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 12:59 pm said:
Gray has a “gold states” plan to win the smallest five states.

If I wanted the LP to do well I’d support Gray but he’s too good for this party and they’ll probably reject him.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 1:02 pm said:
Time for the clown show!

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 1:03 pm said:
Avens is one of those girls who thinks she’s hot but she really isn’t.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 1:07 pm said:
You’re not in on the joke, you’re the butt of the joke.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 1:09 pm said:
Wow. This guy is a real weirdo. He’s running away a lot of delegates I’m sure.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 1:10 pm said:
Milnes says this Spike Cohen guy is a possible Mossad agent.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 1:11 pm said:
Spike brings up Aleppo

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 1:18 pm said:
Scott Taylor speaking on behalf of Vermin Supreme.

Ban Demo Rep on May 23, 2020 at 1:18 pm said:
No votes for Ogle? Six idiots voting for Sarwark?

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 1:23 pm said:
Scott Taylor speaks over his time. Only candidate who did that.

Voting is now occurring.

The part of me that likes the LP wants Gray to be nominated. The part of me that hates the LP wants Vermin Supreme to be nominated

Inspector Detector on May 23, 2020 at 2:00 pm said:
If most of the above commentators are Libertarians, it is obviously the party of douchebags.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 2:17 pm said:
Sarwark puts on a mask and looks like a douche.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 2:20 pm said:
Faas endorses Supreme as long as he doesn’t wear the mask. In other words, she wants Scott Taylor as the nominee.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 2:21 pm said:
Did say mask? I meant boot.

facts on May 23, 2020 at 2:27 pm said:
“If most of the above commentators are Libertarians, it is obviously the party of douchebags.”

Mostly non-libertarian trolling.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 2:33 pm said:
Not trolling. Honest live blogging just like you’re doing at IPR.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 2:42 pm said:
Karen Ann Harlos has the most annoying voice in the world.

Consti Lib on May 23, 2020 at 2:52 pm said:
It’s Caryn not Karen.

Consti Lib on May 23, 2020 at 2:53 pm said:
BTW, I don’t believe her hair color is natural.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 2:53 pm said:
Karen is a meme that fits her well.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:03 pm said:
Karen wants to talk to the manager of Virginia.

Robert Milnes on May 23, 2020 at 3:06 pm said:
Avens O’Brien is Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Endorses Vermin because she thinks the LP can’t win.
What about Top Ten/Six Plus PLAS?
Admits to porking Judd Weiss.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:10 pm said:
South Dakota has a storm.

Robert Milnes on May 23, 2020 at 3:14 pm said:
PPP, How does paulie liveblog the LP convention at IPR and comment here simulcast?

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:15 pm said:
Just read the votes! We don’t need your life story.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:16 pm said:
Loser in Virginia lost access to his votes.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:18 pm said:
Chafee of WY voted either for Jorgensen or Gray.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:20 pm said:
Edward Snowden received a vote in VA.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:21 pm said:
Supreme only got 1 in AL. I guess that was the cyberpig.


Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:23 pm said:

John Stossel receives a vote in AR

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:26 pm said:
Asshole in CT giving bogus numbers.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:27 pm said:
Karen can’t pronounce Sorinne Ardeleanu’s name.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:30 pm said:
Why are these idiots wasting their votes on Amash?

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:33 pm said:
Monds is doing very well.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:35 pm said:
Rex Tittyboogie wins a delegate. Whoever that is.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:37 pm said:
Losers in MD all wearing masks.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:38 pm said:
MA has a TX flag in the background

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:40 pm said:
Sarwark gets a vote in MI.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:41 pm said:
MS hillbillies have the video off

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:44 pm said:
NV has to mention Wayne Root in derisive terms.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:49 pm said:
OH speaking with ND on the screen

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:50 pm said:
Someone with a Florida gator messing with the OK reader.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:52 pm said:
Snowden gets another vote. This one from PA.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:53 pm said:
I wonder if that one was Andy?

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:54 pm said:
This SC idiot forcing his kid to be a Libertarian party member.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 3:58 pm said:
Karen puts up a chart to read and it’s way too small of course.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 4:02 pm said:
Jorgensen receives the most votes. Kokesh eliminated on first ballot.

Darryl W Perry on May 23, 2020 at 4:03 pm said:
President first ballot:

Jorgensen 248

Hornberger 236

Supreme 171

Monds 147

Gray 98

Kokesh 77

NOTA 8

Write-Ins 31 (Amash 17, Sarwark 5, Vohra 3, Stossel 1, Chafee 1, Ardeleanu 1, Boogie 1, Snowden 1)
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Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 4:03 pm said:
Kokesh makes no endorsement

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 4:06 pm said:
Snowden should have 2. 1 in AR and 1 in PA.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 4:49 pm said:
Someone needs to teach his dog to behave.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 4:57 pm said:
Hearing people defecate and/or piss on the feed is quite disgusting.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 4:58 pm said:
Karen doesn’t know how to use the technology properly.

Andy on May 23, 2020 at 4:40 pm said:
Does anyone have a list of who all else received votes and how many they got for those that are not listed above?

Thanks.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 4:42 pm said:
Darryl posted it on the other thread but had Snowden with only one instead of two. Were you one of the two Snowden votes?

Andy on May 23, 2020 at 4:48 pm said:
“Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 4:42 pm said:
Darryl posted it on the other thread but had Snowden with only one instead of two. Were you one of the two Snowden votes?”

No.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 4:51 pm said:
You voted for Kokesh?

Andy on May 23, 2020 at 5:40 pm said:
Yes.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 6:07 pm said:
Oops

Did Darryl just vote for himself?

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 6:08 pm said:
Gray is eliminated.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 6:21 pm said:
Gray endorsed Jorgensen. Sharpe removed himself from the VP race.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 6:23 pm said:
What was the derogatory question from the NV delegate?

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:02 pm said:
Monds eliminated on third ballot.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:05 pm said:
Good speech from Monds. He endorses Jorgensen and says he will accept vice presidential nomination.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:08 pm said:
Stupidly voting to adjourn when all they have to do is vote and nominate Jorgensen on the fourth ballot.

Bondurant on May 23, 2020 at 7:12 pm said:
The Pony Express survives another round. I am not a delegate but supporting Vermin Love Supreme. Round 4 looks favorable for Jo.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:17 pm said:
Cyberpig over at IPR claiming my live blogging is trolling. He’s the biggest troll around.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:21 pm said:
Karen screaming about porn in her annoying voice.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:24 pm said:
Keep hearing the AOL instant messaging noise. I thought AIM went away.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:25 pm said:
Kokesh endorses Hornberger

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:27 pm said:
Kokesh now says he has not endorsed anyone.

Andy on May 23, 2020 at 7:29 pm said:
I was wondering if “Pyramid Pile of Penis” was Paul. Maybe it is “Egyptian God” or Robert Milnes.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:30 pm said:
I am an associate of Egyptian God.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:34 pm said:
Andy, could you post the abusive Q&A comments they keep referencing?

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:36 pm said:
Possible Mossad agent Spike Cohen cannot be VP nominee if Jorgensen is selected since both are from SC.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:37 pm said:
Maybe that’s not true. Anyone know?

Jeff Becker on May 23, 2020 at 7:39 pm said:
514 to win. Monds + Jorgensen = 564, so that could be it.

Andy on May 23, 2020 at 7:41 pm said:
“Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:34 pm said:
Andy, could you post the abusive Q&A comments they keep referencing?”

I have yet to see it. If I see it I might post it, unless it is too foul, although if that is the case, I suppose I could post a version of it that blocks out some of the bad language.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:43 pm said:
Holy cow. Stop talking about the porcupine you’re wasting everyone’s time.

Walter Ziobro on May 23, 2020 at 7:48 pm said:
No votes for Ogle, BUT the LP may just nominate a female candidate.

Richard Winger on May 23, 2020 at 7:48 pm said:
It is perfectly legal for a party to nominate presidential and vice-presidential candidates who live in the same state. The US Constitution only requires that presidential electors from any particular state can’t vote for someone for both president and vice-president who lives in that state when the electoral college meets. In 2000, both George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were registered voters in Texas. That was no problem. Cheney moved to Wyoming before the electoral college met. The Socialist Workers Party many times ran presidential and vice-presidential candidates who both lived in New York state, but that was never a problem. They were challenged once, in 1964, but they beat the challenge. If we carried South Carolina in the 2020 election, I’m sure Jo Jorgensen or Spike Cohen would be delighted to move to some other state after the November 3 election but before the electoral college votes in mid-December.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:48 pm said:
Most of these people probably don’t even know where TANSTAAFL comes from. Harsh.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 7:49 pm said:
Thank you Mr Winger.

Pyramid Pile of Penis on May 23, 2020 at 8:16 pm said:
Jorgensen nominated on the fourth ballot

Cyberpig Fails Miserably in Attempt to Frame & Ban Andy

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Cyberpig Paulie Frankel failed in his attempt yesterday to frame and ban Andy Jacobs from IPR over the use of ALLCAPS.

Posting under Andy’s name, Cyberpig called Anastasia Beaverhausen a “massive CUNT,” which he believed would provide justification to ban Andy for using ALLCAPS.  He then pretended to give Andy one last chance:

Andy you have been specifically told not to use CAPS in that manner. If you do it again, I will have no choice but to ban you for life.

To this, Cyberpig as Andy responded “FUCK YOU CUCK MOULTON! FUKC YOU SEEBECK! FUCK YOU PAUL!” Thus Cyberpig decreed “Andy is hereby banned from IPR. Further comments from him will be removed.”

Andy rightfully denied he made the posts and argued:

the ban on all caps has not been enforced, as I have seen others do it here and nobody said anything about it. Banning speech for type size is irrational.

IPR owner Warren Redlich did not buy any of Cyberpig’s lies.  He did not enforce Andy’s ban, which then angered the Cyberpig, who then claimed someone was impersonating him and vented his frustration at the IPR administrators who fail to enforce his war on font sizes, complaining like the cuck he is:

All-caps are considered the equivalent of shouting on the internet and as such net etiquette is usually to ask people not to do it. It’s only when that request is ignored often enough and in large enough doses that rules get issued. I’m sad to hear that no one has been enforcing IPR’s policy about all caps in my absence.

It’s a real shame and very low class that the Cyberpig attempted to use an obituary post to frame and ban Andy.  The article was about the untimely death of Libertarian great Steve Gordon.  Steve was a good man. Originally he was going to help organize all the Bob Barr and Newt Gingrich supporters from Georgia to storm the 2016 convention in Orlando and nominate Nathan Norman for president. Unfortunately this did not materialize, but in hindsight, I’m glad it didn’t. The Libertarian Party in its current state is a joke.

Rest in peace Steve.  I hope you can forgive the Cyberpig’s bad behavior.

Obese P.O.S. Disrespects America

James Weeks II, an obese man known for a disgusting stripping performance at the Libertarian National Convention, was recently photographed standing on top of an American flag, disrespecting the flag and all the veterans who fought for it.  He did this while wearing the jersey of controversial football player Colin Kaepernick, known for his refusal to stand for the Star Spangled Banner.

Weeks claims to be running for Sheriff of Livingston County, Michigan.

Darryl Perry’s “Dick Move”

From GI

Failed Libertarian Presidential candidate Darryl W. Perry has decided to run for President—again : this time as a Write-in candidate.  IPR’s resident genius Thomas L. Knapp said Perry’s candidacy might be considered “a dick move.”  Truer words could not be spoken about Darryl’s behavior since it is known that he has, on occasion, whipped out his genitalia for the entire world to see.

Darryl posted an image penis on Fetlife.com, a website for sexual deviants interested in sexual paraphillia such as pegging and asphyxiation. This was confirmed during a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) focused on Darryl last May.  The user “peaceerror” linked to a FetLife account and asked “Is it true that you put your penis on Fetlife?”  Darryl confirmed that the linked profile was his.

The information was censored at IPR among other places ahead of the National Convention, but it spread among those in-the-know, becoming a scandal known vernacularly as “Penisgate.” Darryl lost for the nomination at the National Convention after a debate where he clumsily (and some may say inappropriately) talked about Buck Angel, a pornographic actress who identifies as male.

Darryl was given the opportunity to comment on this story but he refused to comment.

To see Darry’s “pillar of principle,” all you need do is create a free fetlife account (preferably with a burner email). Once you have signed up, you can view Darryl’s profile here and see the dick pic here.

Enjoy, or rather…try to.

~Citizen Norman~