Potential AOC Porn Gif Uncovered

Sources within WCS have informed IPR-X that a pornographic gif of a woman resembling Socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been uncovered at the site White Cocks Supreme.

Here is a link to the NSFW gif.

The gif shows a woman with light skin, dark hair, and large dark eyes marveling over a large erect white penis.

See a censored still of the gif below:

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NASA Blatantly Promotes Homosexuality

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NASA tweeted the above photo the other day showing a massive Martian crater filled with snow.  It is plainly obvious what they are doing here.  The image looks like a gaping gay anus filled with semen.  Don’t believe me? Compare the image to this (NSFW), which shows a gay anus after a penis ejaculated inside of it.

Perhaps NASA is attempting to connect itself to the trending LGBTQ agenda.  Even though homosexuality is deviant, ungodly and unhealthy, maybe this will help raise awareness of the movement to terraform and colonize Mars, something the survival of the human race depends upon.

Remember

Frack Siberia! Research Space! Terraform Mars!

Everything is a-OK

4chan shows how easy it is to trick loony leftists into accepting false allegations against Judge Kavanaugh.

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LOL.

Creepy porn lawyer so desperately wanted a mainstream discussion of Kavanaugh’s participation in “a train” that he overlooked the obviously false nature of the allegations.

For those of you not in the know, “a train” is where a line of men insert their erect penises into the anus of the man directly in front of them, penis to anus, penis to anus (like a human centipede) with the head usually being a woman with a penis in her vagina, anus or mouth. Example (NSFW)

This just shows how easy it is to pull a scam over alleged sexual misconduct,  which is exactly what the initial “credible” allegations appear to be.

As for Kavanagh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court, everything is a-OK.

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#FascismForever

Darryl Perry’s “Dick Move”

From GI

Failed Libertarian Presidential candidate Darryl W. Perry has decided to run for President—again : this time as a Write-in candidate.  IPR’s resident genius Thomas L. Knapp said Perry’s candidacy might be considered “a dick move.”  Truer words could not be spoken about Darryl’s behavior since it is known that he has, on occasion, whipped out his genitalia for the entire world to see.

Darryl posted an image penis on Fetlife.com, a website for sexual deviants interested in sexual paraphillia such as pegging and asphyxiation. This was confirmed during a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) focused on Darryl last May.  The user “peaceerror” linked to a FetLife account and asked “Is it true that you put your penis on Fetlife?”  Darryl confirmed that the linked profile was his.

The information was censored at IPR among other places ahead of the National Convention, but it spread among those in-the-know, becoming a scandal known vernacularly as “Penisgate.” Darryl lost for the nomination at the National Convention after a debate where he clumsily (and some may say inappropriately) talked about Buck Angel, a pornographic actress who identifies as male.

Darryl was given the opportunity to comment on this story but he refused to comment.

To see Darry’s “pillar of principle,” all you need do is create a free fetlife account (preferably with a burner email). Once you have signed up, you can view Darryl’s profile here and see the dick pic here.

Enjoy, or rather…try to.

~Citizen Norman~