Who is the beautiful mystery woman in the recent McDonald’s commercial? She seems very tall and looks like she could be a model of some sort. The green eyes and auburn hair and that expression — something about that expression — really turns me on. I want to find this woman because she could possibly be my next wife.
Honestly, the more and more I go through life the more and more I realize how I really like tall women. I like tall women a lot and for some reason I’m really starting to like the idea of a flat-chested woman as well. Don’t get me wrong, I like breasts, but the idea of a woman who can walk around in public without a bra and without attracting the wrong kind of attention really appeals to me. Breasts really don’t serve much of a purpose to me anyway.
In fact, I’ve found that coitally, I derive more pleasure when the woman is not weighed down by large breasts but can move better without the extra weight. It feels more intimate when we are closer to the same height. In missionary with the woman on top, I like to line up as well as we possibly can. I want our toes to interlock. I want to bang knees. I want to wrap my arms all around her back. I want our foreheads to touch. I want to stare up into her eyes in complete and total union, forever in a moment.
I can imagine the woman in this commercial as a woman I can be one with. Let’s make it happen.
IPR-X 