The Oracle of Ørmen

Hallo.  Mitt Navn Er Magnus, the Oracle of Ørmen.

In the villa of Ørmen stands a solitary candle.  The light upon my eyes implants a vision.

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Billions of years ago, the Giant Ymir went Blackstar.  From his remains formed the Milky Way and eventually the Earth.  Many years later, rains fell upon the Earth and spawned two Ash trees.  When the trees died their trunks fell into the sea.  Ancient Nordic Astronauts Vili, Vé, and their leader Odin discovered the trunks washed ashore and used them to craft the first Nordic human beings, the male Ask and the female Embla.  The Astronauts endowed the beings with life, animation, intelligence, speech, and the senses.  They were placed in Midgard, in the centre of it all, with the protection of a great wall from the savages who roamed the Earth.

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Your eyes

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